R U Glenn Beck
by MrDaMan
Virgil R. Hall II (Randy)

Such exhilarating cynicism
this acid love, burning from impassioned lips.
Screaming at the unwashed proletariat.
Oh! How wrong you are!
Scoff, Scoff, Scoff

In my mind, cleansed of hopeless humanity.
I’ve learned the subjugation of facts
and set reason upon a pedestal
to be admired as a victim.
Am I not righteous in my passion…
Scoff, Scoff, Scoff

You cannot possibly think for your self!
But I am an educated man and can define you.
I know what is best for the unwashed seething masses.
I am a modern God and can control chaos!
Scoff, Scoff, Scoff

You are influenced by the mirror of history,
the conventional wisdom of unshackled liberty.
You would unleash equality in the name of freedom
and kill us all with opportunism and avarice!
Scoff, Scoff, Scoff

And so Comrade ..uh … err "Bro"…
I feel your pain and twist the democratic knife,
cut the bonds of forces limitations,
we will reap the windfall of liberties ambitions.
Scoff, Scoff, Scoff

We will equalize the pain
and share the infinite resources of misery.
No man shall have too much…
or enough to complain.

There are no limitations to the Bourgeois mind.
Snicker, Snicker, Snicker