Pick Nit
by MrDaMan
Virgil R. Hall II (Randy)

There once was a nit wit,
with a pick nit that wouldn’t quit.
It was all up in the details,
in the fine print and totally bent.

Yep, a bent nit ripe for the pick’n.
But, with a nit for a wit it’s difficult
for a pick nittin prick to pick nits.
Especially when pick nits won’t quits.

So the nit wit let the pick nit prick its wit,
pick, pick, pick, nit, nit, nit,
until the nit wit was at wits end (a short trip).
With a pick and a nit… the nit wit picked at it.

This is a good thing for a nit wit…
pick’n nits in challenging fits
of wits and wits and bits of nits
all meticulous and there the nit wit sits.

Picnic’n on pick nits at wits end.
A nit wit that wouldn’t quit.
A pick nit’n nit picker,
pick’n nits.